Let's be naughty,
and save Santa the trip.
~ Gary Allen
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Let's be naughty,
and save Santa the trip.
~ Gary Allen
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-George Carlin
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In the old days, it was not called the 'holiday season'
The christians called it christmas,and went to church
the jews called it Hanukka, and went to synagogue
the Atheists went to parties and drank,
People passing each other in the street would say "Merry christmas" or "happy hanukka" or " watch out for that wall"
~ Dave Barry
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Roy L. Smith
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How true it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Yep. To true
It's the holiday season
let the overeating begin.............
~ Melanie White
“I think that somehow,
we learn who we really are
and then live with that decision.”
~ Eleanor Roosevelt