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And the story continues...........
His elastic straps were connected to his g string. But watch out, the green slime, ever so slowly, might breed humans. “Ahhhh, what a great breeding program for mankind’s future” said the alien. “Man’s future. More for us, but sex with humans is absolutely paramount to the expanding breeding program for more food, including genetically modified dung beetle eyelashes, which tickle your nostril hairs, big-time - unless you shave before each meal. Absolute must, so food can’t get caught up there, which the aliens didn’t think of. So bright, yet so unhygienic. Yuk!
The border patrol should have picked them up now. Bloody Toyota drivers – full of aliens - all rocking back and forth along in their wheelchairs to the beat of the drum, played by Burt Newton. Don’t forget Patty – followed by Patty.
“Who is Patty?” “Finly’s new fling – who forgets Burts spangling new underwear, clutchbag and middle name”. So AB got sh!tty and flogged em with the aliens, so nowllies grabbed hold of his stubby lever and engaged low range. Then the Nissan climbed straight up that obese looking Toyota Landcruiser his mate was driving down the hill of Crapota’s ville and monster trucked the hell outta crapotas ville.
Suddenly, sunshine ‘n’ lollipops eaten by aliens, who are now learning to 4x4 in Melbourne, Australia, in Datsun 120Ys, that have been modded like fourbies but still don’t develop massive horsepower, but are very reliable little buses.
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roofy
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