The 3 word game!

into a sh1tfight

with the cook

and the alien

greets him with

a burnt chook

and overcooked vegies

and hot beer

nota happy camper

time to crawl

upto teddy again


Tappin N Crappin

under the desk

where noone sees

the vile antics

ofhim cuddling ratiom

or kissin gav

smoochy smoochy teddy

ew alien tounge

down gavs throat

Tickling the tonsils

Tap tap tappity crap

tasting the contents

of yesterdays breakfast

taking stool samples

hes that deep

In the poop

Tap tap tappity crap

He can't swim



Tappin N Crappin

or breathe either

so he levitated

to 4" lift

But just couldn't

Tap tap tappity crap

clear tongue pit

so he snatched

him self out

with sky hook

clearing the way

for chilli tasting

new and used

nissan patrols to

get loverly chilli

better than turbo (yeah I cheated :-) )

for growlers chilli