Many a man wishes he was strong enough to tear a telephone book in half,
especially if he has a teenage daughter.
~Guy Lombardo
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Many a man wishes he was strong enough to tear a telephone book in half,
especially if he has a teenage daughter.
~Guy Lombardo
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions
is like trying to satisfy hunger
by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
~ George Carlin
(1937-2008)
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HOWARD THURMAN
Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
“The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.”
~ Lucille Ball
STEVEN WRIGHT
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Lets find out.Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
“The best way to keep one’s word
is not to give it.”
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
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