MARK TWAIN
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
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MARK TWAIN
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
“If you’ve heard this story before,
don’t stop me,
because Id like to hear it again.”
~ Groucho Marx
If some one carries on like a pork chop, are we allowed to cook them?
If the world were a logical place,
men would ride side saddle
~ Rita Mae Brown
MURIEL STRODE
I will not follow where the path may lead,
but I will go where there is no path,
and I will leave a trail.
The road to success is always under construction.
Quote by Lily Tomlin
There are big ships and small ships,
But the best ship of all is friendship
“There are more quarrels smothered
by just shutting your mouth,
and holding it shut,
than by all the wisdom in the world.”
~ Henry Ward Beecher
It doesn't matter who you were or where you came from, all that matters is the person you are today