SYDNEY J. HARRIS
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
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SYDNEY J. HARRIS
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
Liam Gallagher
It is not economical
to go to bed early to save the candles
if the result is twins.
~ Chinese Proverb
ROBIN WILLIAMS
If you look at a platypus, you think that God might get stoned, "OK, let's take a beaver and put on a duck's bill. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. Hey Darwin, kiss my ass!"
If a man is talking in the forest
and there is no woman there to hear him,
is he still wrong ?
And he could probably still hear her nagging
Apparently its the female mozzie that makes that bloody annoying buzz and sucks blood. Now why isn't that surprising
How cute........
SATCHEL PAIGE
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?