Penis pump, maybe
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“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration
as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful.”
~ Ann Landers
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.
Willie Nelson
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot”
JESSICA BRODY
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
“If a black cat crosses your path,
it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
- Groucho Marx
A woman rarely admits her age,
A man rarely acts it
if the meaning of life isnt in the fridge. why is there a light in it?
also does that mean that when you open the fridge that the lights are on but nobodys home?
There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
Thomas Aquinas