Thought for the day

Life is like a piece of shite, it is great until you step in it!

Regards,

PMC

ANONYMOUS
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty". ANONYMOUS

Regards,

PMC

Get your facts first,

then you can distort them as you please!

~ Mark Twain

Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to bloody tell us all why it farken isn’t.

Regards,

PMC

ANONYMOUS
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"

I have six locks on my door all in a row.

When I go out, I lock every other one.

I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three!

~ Elayne Boosler

Quote:

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Originally Posted by snicko

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three! ~ Elayne Boosler

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I think I remember seeing this in Seinfeld. Lol

LEWIS CARROLL
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

Do not take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.