If you farkk with the Bull, you will get the horns!
Regards,
Paul
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If you farkk with the Bull, you will get the horns!
Regards,
Paul
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time........
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
-RON GUTMAN
When you smile you don't only appear to be more likable and courteous, you appear to be more competent.
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Bill Hicks
What you say and what you do, reflect who you are at that moment in time!
Regards,
Paul
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
- My wife.
~ANONYMOUS
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink bourbon all day.
~Author Unknown
G'day folks,
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a kilometre in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a kilometre away from them and you have their shoes."
Regards,
Paul