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The Dalai Lama, was asked what surprised him most about humanity, he said:
“Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
-JOHNNY CARSON
If life was fair,
Elvis would be alive,
and all the impersonators would be dead.
Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.
Barbara de Angelis
-MILES KINGTON
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Strawberries are the only fruit that has its seeds on the out side.
I've learned that people will forget what you said,
People will forget what you did,
But people will never forget how you made them feel.
~ Maya Angelou
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
Terry Pratchett
-MARK TWAIN
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasnt the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn't of thought so much.
You need a job... :-P