This is where your call goes, when you are experiencing a technical problem
with your phone, internet or computer.
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This is where your call goes, when you are experiencing a technical problem
with your phone, internet or computer.
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New Asian amusement
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Went to kiss my daughter good night. Felt like I was kissing Marge Simpson...lmao
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Ukraine.
I sure, this is was very uncomfortable moment for policeman, cause guys on the left is world box champion - Vitaliy Klichko.
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Agreed very much so
Our son just sent me a text about a girl with 12 nipples. Dozen tit sound a bit suspect?
Well Gary is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note on my penis" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his penis?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
Gary is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice.
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Just goes to show
Seriously WTF,
There is a blue vein joke in here somewhere!
http://www.theatlanticcities.com/art...bacteria/7659/
I opened it, saw the title and could not read it, WTF!Quote:
Originally Posted by SonOf
Belly fluff does have a purpose...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by SonOf
Easy way to build a bridge!
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Not so much a picture but this video is pretty good: http://www.carsguide.com.au/news-and...gin=newsfooter
Like in the book "War of the Worlds" by Herbert George Wells :smileyvault-cute-bi
Its the are
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On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me...
I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"
I'd love a carriage in my yard to reno...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
I want one of these trees in my bar Attachment 37646
No caption needed. The sign on the building.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SonOf
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Lets have some fun!
17 years (from 1960 till 1977 ) launch code for all american nuclear rockets was - 00000000
proof:
For the Minuteman ICBM force, the US Air Force's Strategic Air Command worried that in times of need the codes would not be available, so they quietly decided to set them to 00000000. The missile launch checklists included an item confirming this combination until 1977.[7]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permissive_Action_Link
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1-2-3-4 Thats it?
Would you dare try it
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So simple and yet elegant.
Putting the Horse before the Car.
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First Motor home.
love that camo shot, bloody awesome