The destined are fortunate, they lack the burden of alternatives and therefore the distraction of retreat.
Barton Ingerson
(love that quote)
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The destined are fortunate, they lack the burden of alternatives and therefore the distraction of retreat.
Barton Ingerson
(love that quote)
Does a battery benefit with a change of acid???????
''If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of the world.
If you have money in the bank, your wallet, and some spare change you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation vou are luckier than 500 million people alive and suffering.
If you can read this message you are more fortunate than 3 billion people in the world who cannot read it at all.
It would help if they could read English.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
Thats a good one Bob!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
God made farts stink so that deaf people could enjoy them to.
I'm liking Spock already!!! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Spock
Spock likes you too, but "The Sequel" say's I'm not allowed to play with Bigrigs, I have to start with something smaller and work my way up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
She's sitting next to me just shaking her head, I usually provoke that type of reaction from her.
People who jump to conclusions rarely alight on them
An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than you do...lol
There are more old drunkards than old doctors
Yeah that be a right a ratio thing but still....lol....I like those odds!Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
well I reckon the old doctors become old drunkards so should be right hey lol
To think is to see.
To see is to think?Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
unless you close your eyes then you cant see what your thinking or think what you seeingQuote:
Originally Posted by AB
That suits me, I like this thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by AB
If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
Never try to stir a stirrer!
are you speaking from experience there mate???? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Finly Owner
follow me .........................ill be right behind you.
Ask scott/kelQuote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language.
Could it be that
‘I do’ is the longest sentence?”
~ George Carlin
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam comes first, and the lesson comes later!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
LOL!!
eliquently put there mate lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
“I always wondered why somebody
doesn’t do something about that.
Then I realized I was somebody.”
~ Lily Tomlin
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,
‘Where have I gone wrong?’
Then a voice says to me,
‘This is going to take more than one night.’”
~ Charles M. Schulz
“Do not wait;
the time will never be ‘just right.
Start where you stand,
and work with whatever tools
you may have at your command,
and better tools will be found
as you go along.”
~ George Herbert
“To be one’s self, and unafraid
whether right or wrong,
is more admirable than the easy cowardice
of surrender to conformity.”
~ Irving Wallace
The light at the end of the tunnel is uaually an oncoming train
Why is it when I open a can of evaporated milk, there is still milk inside??
My brain hurts.. from nispat
you can not brains in monuments, and you cant fix stupid!
does a bear shit in the woods?
and if a tree falls in forest,,,,,,, and no one is there does it make a sound????
hows your brian now nis pat????? :)
“One of the penalties
for refusing to participate in politics
is that you end up being governed
by your inferiors.”
~ Plato
hope for the best
expexct the worst
and
take what comes
plain and simple, shit happens
S41T doesn't happen ar53holes cause it hahahahahha
“A true man never frets
about his place in the world,
but just slides into it
by the gravitation of his nature,
and swings there as easily as a star.”
~ Edwin Hubbel Chapin
Ohh Bob some are these are gold. My professional student bro in law is nearly finished his PHD in philosophy (no idea why) but I'm gunna do his head in when I send him with one of these a day! Keep em cominQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
to err is human, to totaly stuff it beyond reconition takes a PHD and a computer
“When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted, when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then will you discover you cannot eat money.”
by Cree Prophecy