have a few bullets layin around if you need some more :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
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have a few bullets layin around if you need some more :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
running out of bourbon when i need it most *LMAO*
Lucky i didn't see it happen, sorry AB but i would of pinged the forum to death just so the ahole didn't get the manual! that really gives me the SH*TS!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
I have been on most of the day, just left to watch the latest 4WD Action DVD......damn I would have loved to have got him:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
Just worked out how to ban scumbags like this, so I am ready for the next one.
ban the scum bag anyway!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dogman
Drivers who can't read, take the "form one lane " sign, 45 tons of truck and you look in the mirror and there they are, up the kerb,or almost under the back of the rig and shaking their stupid F###ing head from left to right, W###kers, and the look on their faces!!!!! They think their car is 3 inches wide, some of em do end up about 3 inches wide. As long as they don't rip one of my $800 tyres.
Looked but could not find him, maybe AB or Paul got him firstQuote:
Originally Posted by toddrhind
landrover drivers who still insist there the best on the road
I understand, and respect most trailer pullers. But, on the flip side, I hate those truckers who can't acknowledge a little one giving him room. And why isit women truck drivers have more truckers courtesy?Quote:
Originally Posted by the ferret
i couldn't find him either. hope someone got him. that's just wrong!!!!! Don't get me wrong....... as i said personally too Andy, I joined for the manual as it popped up while searching for other things.Don't know what made me stay, must of been the good guys / girls on this forum always willing to help out or maybe it was that last pic of Rossco i seen....not sure.... but love u guys anyway! ( and NO i am not gay! )Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dogman
Professional truck drivers are mostly considerate, it's mainly the steerers you need to watch out for, and yes, women truck drivers are very dedicated to the job and safety.
My pet hate is drivers-cars and trucks-driving to be safe and seen in daylight with their lights on.........park!
I don't understand how they think they can be seen from a distance without their Headlights on?
Chris
Yep agree, lotta local drivers and a few long haul cowboys are the danger zone.Quote:
Originally Posted by the ferret
my pet hate is people trying to 45 degree park 90% cant reverse in between the lines ,you go to jump into your truck and can only get the door open 2 inches
hang on, have another one ... a friendly person just alerted this to me when I went down the shops to pick up some takeaway for dinner - I hate it, repeat, hate it when some clown eyes off a parking spot on the opposite lane to them and just as you're about to pull into a space, they come hammering through from the other side ... oblivious to anyone about to pull into the spot ...
Sooooo ... being the rather gracious chap I am, I instructed the young lad (a P plater, which obviously stood for "P"imples as he and he very effiminate friend both had plenty of them) that unless he wanted my patrol as a hood ornament, I'd suggest he move ... he did so, rather graciously ... bless those young pimply faced geeks, they are just misunderstood!!! LOL
love it BigrigQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
and so polite in teaching the youngens the etiquette of road courtesy...lol....Impressive!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
My pet hate right now is the government and Telstra, why does my internet go super slow every time it rains!!!!!!!
Well Todd, let me try and answer that like the friendly technical staff at Telstra - "Dear Mr Rind (said in your best pakistani accent of course), you know damn right, it's the bomb diggitty ... when da rain falls, the sky is sad, and dat is why you experience the slow ..."Quote:
Originally Posted by toddrhind
your cracking me up mate, you must know Telstra to well, thats exactly how they would say it *L*Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
How about this one (haven't read every part of the thread, so it could be in here already) - the a#se end falling out of a stinking hot meat pie ... you know the one, soft shell, nuclear hot in the guts, and falls to bits on the first bite - mostly all over your fingers and gives you third degree burns ...
Or does that just happen to me??
Yep, you are not on your own with that one mate, I do not get the microwave pies anymore as this sort of stuff always seems to happen with them...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
I hate swallowing flies. The last one I swallowed was at the rubbish tip. Yuk.
Oh man flies, I was doing pamphlet delivery run in Leonay(near Todd) and the flies used to blanket my white shirt. I had never seen anything like it until I moved to Penrith area, usually flies at dumps are attracted to rubbish. And b4 u lot start no it wasn't just me they were like that with everyone.
Well if you're out doing deliveries, take a mate with you, put a big hand full of plum jam in the middle of his back, and the flies will leave you alone, learn't this trick while building the Rabbit proof fence.he he
nasty, but i likeQuote:
Originally Posted by the ferret
Got another one ... I don't know about you guys, but I really hate local councils and government bodies who put up ridiculous signs telling you what you can and can't do ...
Example - I was out cruising the other day, minding my own business, when all of a sudden a new sign has been erected just near my joint that says "U Turn Ahead" ... I thought to myself, I'm having none of this, and I hung my head out the window and yelled, "nah ya ba#tards ... U turn" and I drove straight past it ...
I showed 'em who's boss ...
HAHAHAHAHAH.............EVERY THREAD IS TURNING INTO A JOKE THREAD WITH YOU ON BOARD...........LOLOLOLOLOLOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Well done mate.
Sorry mate - it's still interesting though .. .right??? I figure keep these types of threads propped up at the initial login screen, that way when you get new users coming along, they have a gander, and think, 'this forum is a bit of alright - lots of good information, bit of a laugh, not up itself like some of the others out there' ...
See ... I was only thinking of you ...
When I was in the clothes department of a shop a few years ago, fossicking through the clothes racks, I nearly died of shock when I saw a fully dressed maniquin lying on the floor.
After I got over the initial shock, I stood back and laughed when everybody else saw the same thing.
hahahahahahahaha, Tim..... flies are attracted 2 rubbish at dumps, hence why there is so many flies at Penrith *LMAO*Quote:
Originally Posted by Finly Owner
I knew you'd say that. Hey whil i'm @ it, can you grab a photo of the holde ute from Emu plains? ya know the one with oversized stacks and all the stickers and horns on bonnet. And post it here for peoples perusal.Quote:
Originally Posted by toddrhind
I hate people who dont pay attention to my pilot when im driving oversized loads when im up on ,y weights and people pay no attention it makes my blood boil
Righto - here's one that will unite the masses. I hate those plastic mail bags that everything you buy from eBay comes in ... you know the ones ... just won't rip open easily and designed with 'user frustration' in mind ... yes, yes, yes, I know what you're going to say, I could get a knife and slice it open, but NO I will not ... it's mail damn it!!! I should be able to run my finger along the inside and tear it open ... anyone who uses these things regularly should be stripped down naked, stood in front of the mirror, and told to have a good, hard, long look at themselves ...
That is all ... I'm really not as mentally cocked up as you may think ... really!! LOL
Just moved into another house and my troll is about 1.5cm too big for the carport. Spewing!
At least my cab won't get wet. lol
Time for a mod mate...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DX grunt
1.5cm....That's a good challenge if you ask me Rossco...haha
Just let some air out of the tyres Ross, problem Solveredhttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/Quote:
Originally Posted by DX grunt
I could always 'make' it fit....after a couple. hahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by AB
Sorry Tim, missed this post, Haven't seen the ute around for a while, but if i see it again i grab a pic and post it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Finly Owner
Just go to any ute muster in WA and you'll find them by the dozen. Cops over here don't like 5 poster bull bars. They put a canary on them.Quote:
Originally Posted by toddrhind