The night shift

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Originally Posted by Westy's Accessories

Well I'm Off to give my pillow some head..
But just got back from emergency.. One of my varicose vanes decided to rupture..
The shower looked like a murder scene.. Anyway, all good.

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Get any photos. lol
Never heard of that before.

Edit: photos of the bloody scene, not of you in the shower, although the eastern states guys might like that.

Just think if the movies... Exactly like that.. Brad pit, in the shower with a stream of bloody pumping 2 feet out from half way up my calf.. And a pool of bloody flowing down the drain...

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Originally Posted by Westy's Accessories

Just think if the movies... Exactly like that.. Brad pit, in the shower with a stream of bloody pumping 2 feet out from half way up my calf.. And a pool of bloody flowing down the drain...

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Brad Pitt. yea right, more like John Candy.

Are you it burst on its own? Your not just making it up to cover ip the fact you cut yourself shaving your legs?

sorry, yes.. i was shaving.. shaving brad pit..

I really don't want to know what you call your old fella, but maybe you should use a better razor next time

I'll keep that in mind lol

You'd be better off using an epilady!!!!!! ;)

Ay, purple hippo is back... Yay..
And F u Clunk..

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Originally Posted by Westy's Accessories

Ay, purple hippo is back... Yay..
And F u Clunk..

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Dems harsh words but totally forgivable.