Be wary of the man who urges an action
in which he himself incurs no risk.
~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Be wary of the man who urges an action
in which he himself incurs no risk.
~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.”
Don Marquis
i resemble that remark , and the fish was (>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>) this big hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by growlers71gq
No one is listening until you make a mistake!!
I'm never wrong, merely mistaken!
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.
The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments
slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
~Mark Twain
Good decisions come from experience,
and experience comes from bad decisions.
~ Author Unknown
“I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.”
Abraham Lincoln
“All men make mistakes,
but married men find out about them sooner.”
~ Red Skelton
(1913-1997)
Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.
~ Albert Einstein
“You have your way. I have my way.
As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way,
it does not exist.”
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
(1844-1900)
“One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything, except a good reputation.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
“If I accept you as you are,
I will make you worse;
however if I treat you as though
you are what you are capable of becoming,
I help you become that.”
~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
(1749-1832)
Deeeeeeeepp mannnn:-)
Don't keep your can of deodorant in the same bag as your hairspray when you go away!!
~ Snicko
“A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.”
~ George Jean Nathan (American Journalist, Critic, Essayist and Editor, 1882-1958)
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Does this apply to the saying
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
Some people just need a sympathetic pat,
on the head,
with a hammer!
Tony
There are 3 ways of doing things, the right way, the wrong way, and my way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
My way is the same as the wrong way, only faster!
(Homer Simpson)
Tony
Mechanic mate of mine used to say something along those lines, but his version was 'There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Pommy way.'Quote:
Originally Posted by YNOT
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
~ Albert Einstein
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
~ Agatha Christie
I am so jealous of my parents...... I will never have a daughter as awesome as ME
76% of all statistics are made up on the spot
“No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars,
or sailed to an uncharted land,
or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.”
~ Helen Keller
(1880-1968)
" Don't try to be better than someone else. Try to be better than who you were yesterday."
Written in 2011 by Johni Pangalila --- Australia
“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don't live up to the expectations we have of them.
-Jeanne Phillips
This next one is your fault snicko get the bucket ready:-)
“I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do...I'm sorry I can't help myself, I'm in love with you.”
BLAH Spew cough gag
BLAH Spew cough gag?? That is beautiful - a line like that would work every time :) :) :) you secret little SNAGS you .... LMFAO !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by growlers71gq
Is that aimed at me?? Never thought about 'changing teams' before, but you've nearly moved me to do so you old silver tongue you!!!! lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by growlers71gq
So how is the application for the job at Hallmark going anyway??!! lmfao
that just gave him a swollen headQuote:
Originally Posted by amelia
So many lines ... family forum concept is killing 90% of my one liners!!! lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by roofy
If you love something, set it free; if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach
Hmmmmm... More like :-
If you love something, set it free; if it comes back its yours, if it doesn't then hunt the Ba%#}{d down and kill it
I had to BITE MY TONGUE and walk away from that one LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Hahhahahahahha no comment I'll get bannedQuote:
Originally Posted by roofy
Well well well................. The one thread I didn't have to really worry to much about until now!!!!!!
Thank you Growlers................................hahahahaha haha