I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it!
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I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it!
“If you want to be successful,
it’s just this simple.
Know what you are doing.
Love what you are doing.
And believe in what you are doing.”
~ Will Rogers
(1879-1935)
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.....
“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour!!
“One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.”
Chinese Proverbs
Why is it when something lacks in quality or significance that the owner is so determine to brag about the greatness of it...lol
AB's wise words of wisdom - Just thought of it then after Doggy's post about how great WA is compared to the rest of Australia...LMAO
Very good mate hahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by AB
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Dear God,
So far today I’ve done alright.
I haven’t gossiped
and I haven’t lost my temper.
I haven’t been grumpy
nasty or selfish.
But in a few minutes, God
I’m going to get out of bed,
and that is when I’m going to need
a lot of help.
Amen.
“You can chain me, you can torture me,
you can even destroy this body,
but you will never imprison my mind.”
~ Mahatma Gandhi
Don't be so serious, if you can't laugh at yourself, calle me................ I'll laugh at you!!!!
They call it PMS because "mad Cow Disease" was already taken!!!!!
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass.
It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day!!
If you Crap in the bed and dont change the sheets then you have to lie in your own crap. <<< It's a metaphor. I made it up and have delivered that little ripper to a couple of people recently that were behaving badly. I cant handle people who behave badly. Respect and Integrity is the foundation of Good Community. (Thats why i like it here ;) )
Old wood best to burn,
old wine to drink,
old friends to trust,
and old authors to read.
~Francis Bacon
“Choose a job you love,
and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
~ Confucius
(551BC-479BC)
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you’ll land among the stars. Unknown
Proverb: Don’t be pushed by your problems, be led by your dreams.
Thats the thing about needs..
Once you get them met, you dont need them anymore.
~ Michael Patrick King
Do not ask that your kids live up to your expectations.
Let your kids be who they are, and your expectations will be in breathless pursuit
~ Robert Brault
“I would never die for my beliefs
because I might be wrong.”
~ Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970)
The realist sees reality as concrete.
The optimist sees reality as clay.
~ Robert Brault
You can only come to the morning through the shadows.
~ J R R Tolkien
The most important things in life aren't things.
~ Author Unknown
the most important part of the day is
TO WAKE UP BREATHING
AND BE GREATFULL FOR
AN OTHER DAY
True love is like ghosts,
which every one talks about but few have seen
No one gets sick on Wednesdays!
“I, not events,
have the power
to make me happy or unhappy today.”
~ Groucho Marx
(1890-1977)
“Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.”
Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t,
I give myself reasons why I can.
~ Author Unknown
“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
~ Groucho Marx
“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”
Benny Hill
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobal
“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
Tom Snyder
At an 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant, is there a penalty for eating less than you can?
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
What food might this contain?
the mouse wondered - - -
he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard,
the mouse proclaimed the warning :
There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched,
raised her head and said,
"Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave
concern to you, but it is of no consequence
to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him,
"There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said,
"I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,
but there is nothing I can do about it
but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said,
"There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse.
I'm sorry for you,
but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned to the house,
head down and dejected,
to face the farmer's mousetrap . . . alone.
That very night a sound was heard
throughout the house -- like the sound
of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.
In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife.
The farmer rushed her to the hospital,
and she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever
with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer
took his hatchet to the farmyard
for the soup's main ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued,
so friends and neighbors came to sit
with her around the clock.
To feed them,
the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well;
she died.
So many people came for her funeral,
the farmer had the cow slaughtered to
provide enough meat for all of them.
The mouse looked upon it all from his
crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is
facing a problem and think it doesn't
concern you, remember ----
when one of us is threatened,
we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this
journey called life.
We must keep an eye out for
one another and make an extra effort
to encourage one another.
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO
HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT
AND LET THEM KNOW HOW
IMPORTANT THEY ARE.
REMEMBER. . . . . .
EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY;
OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER
FOR A REASON.
The the best things to hold onto
in this world is...FAMILY and FRIENDS!!!
Hold your friends and family close, and your enemies closer....
There's only 3 types of people in this world..... Those who can count, and those that can't
“The closing of a door
can bring blessed privacy and comfort
the opening, terror.
Conversely, the closing of a door
can be a sad and final thing
the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.”
~ Andy Rooney
(1919-2011)