Thought for the day

" Life is like a puzzle. Everything that happens to us is just a piece of it. We may not seem to understand where to put it, but one thing is sure, it will make us whole."
Written in 2008 by Julius Lagcao ---Philippines

“The bad news is time flies.
The good news is you’re the pilot.”
~ Michael Altshuler

You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one to blame.

–Erica Jong

“Any fool can criticize, condemn
and complain – and most fools do.
But it takes character and self-control
to be understanding and forgiving.”

~ Dale Carnegie
(1888-1955)

Philosophical Question....

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are on a camping trip.

In the middle of the night, Holmes nudges Watson awake, and says, "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions of stars, my dear Holmes."

"And what do you infer from these stars?"

"Well, a number of things," he says, lighting his pipe:

Astronomically, I observe that there are millions of galaxies and billions of stars and planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I expect that the weather will be fine and clear.

Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and man, his creation, small and insignificant.

What about you, Holmes?"

"Watson, you fool. Someone has stolen our tent!"

When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art" & "music"...but when I do it I'm drunk and have to leave Bunnings!

"I put on some make up, turn up a CD and I'm pulling down the wig off the shelf when...........
Suddenly, I become Miss Punk Rock, Star of Stage & Screen, and I ain't ashamed of it."

- Growler2058

“Three may keep a secret,
if two of them are dead.”

~ Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions.

–Dalai Lama