Imagination and fiction make up more than three-quarters of our real life.
~ Simone Weil
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Imagination and fiction make up more than three-quarters of our real life.
~ Simone Weil
How would you ever know if a word was mis-spelled in the dictionary?
aint that so trueQuote:
Originally Posted by katwoman
There is only one happiness in Life, to Love and be Loved..
~ George Sand
What ever you are looking for, it'll be the last place you look
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Good onya snicko ya had to ruin it didnt ya hahahahhahahahahahha BUCKET PLEASEQuote:
Originally Posted by snicko
The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.
- Chinese Proverb
I've learned-
That you cannot make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.
I've learned-
That it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. That it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts.
I've learned -
That you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you better know something. That you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do. That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I've learned-
That it's taking me a long time to become the person that I want to be. That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I've learned-
That you can keep going long after you can't. That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I've learned-
That either you control your attitude or it controls you. That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is a first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.
I've learned-
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. That money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I've learned-
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you are down will be the ones to help you get back up.
I've learned-
That sometimes when I get angry I have the right to be angry, but it doesn't give me the right to be cruel. That true friendship continues to grow over the longest distance, and the same goes for true love.
I've learned-
That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I've learned-
That you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what tragedy it would be if they believed it. That no matter how good your friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while, and you must forgive them for that.
I've learned-
That it isn't always good enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you must learn to forgive yourself. That no matter how bad a heart is broken; the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I've learned-
That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for whom we become. That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean that they don't love each other, and just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I've learned-
That we don't have to change friends, if we understand that friends change. That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
I've learned-
That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you. That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
I've learned-
That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
¢¾that the people you care about the most in life are taken from you too soon ¢¾
I've learned-
That it¡¯s hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting someone¡¯s feelings or standing up for what you believe. That no matter what happens to me on earth or how much my faith falters, God's faith in me never dwindles or fails.
I've learned-
That life's lessons never end and wisdom can always be passed on.
- Susane Pieffer
Growlers talk about needing a bucket!!! hahahahhahahahahahha
But you have hit the nail on the head with that one!!
Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your 2 cents in? Somebody's makin' a penny!!!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!!
luv it hahahahahaahQuote:
Originally Posted by snicko
Dont judge each day from the harvest you reap,
but the seeds you plant.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson
Sometimes it is right to share our wisdom and lead those we love to correct answers.
Other times it is far wiser to stand quietly in the shadows, allowing someone dear to stumble upon his own answers.
This is so true, just like to olds saying, 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink'.Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.”
Jerry Seinfeld
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night,
and the phone rings,
and you hope it isn't for you.
~Ogden Nash
“Life is partly what we make it,
and partly what it is made
by the friends we choose.”
~ Tennessee Williams
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
BUCKET .....BIG BIG BUCKETQuote:
Originally Posted by growlers71gq
hahahahahaha
Quote:
Originally Posted by nowoolies
When you have finished with the bucket can I borrow it?? hahahahahaha
"Paybacks are a b1tch"Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
Hahaha
Back in the mid to late 1980's, an IBM-compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
“Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other.
When one takes a rest,
the other one tends to take up the slack.”
~ Hazelmarie “Mattie” Elliott
“I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry”
Jerry Seinfield
“You cannot do a kindness too soon...............for you never know how soon it will be too late.”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Nice one for ppost 1000 Snicko
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry
Been watching the post count and thought we didn't need a serious one for the 1000 post!!Quote:
Originally Posted by growlers71gq
“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
Dave Barry quote
Its always darkest before dawn
so if your going to steal your neighbors newspaper
thats the time to do it
Your headlights will do nothing, as light contains no mass, therefore no momentum can be gained. It will always be dark for you. So slow down and enjoy the things you can see.Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
Thats my enlightened take on it.
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes
Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available even if you don’t have health insurance!
~ Robert Swiatek
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot!!