I was bought a bush for the garden as a birthday present one year, so I exchanged it for a country, as they`re the best tree to have.
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I was bought a bush for the garden as a birthday present one year, so I exchanged it for a country, as they`re the best tree to have.
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Was that a pussy willow ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bush Ranger
bahahahahahahahahaaha 😝😂Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk
HahahahaahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
The British ran a a three year $2 million study to find out why the head of the penis is larger in width than the shaft. They came up with the answer that it was to give the man pleasure during sex.
Not satisfied with that, the French commenced a seven year $5 million study and concluded that it was to give the woman pleasure during sex.
After much consideration and about $81 in stout the Irish decided that it was to stop the man's hand from slipping off and hitting himself in the forehead.
My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him a XBox game for his Playstation
Yes, sure is.Quote:
Originally Posted by GQtdauto
Just received a parcel from Holland.
When I opened it, inside it, there was a Rubber Fanny.
That's nice I thought, "Two Lips from Amsterdam."
What`s better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
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What you running out of good ones?
But that's s crackaQuote:
Originally Posted by GQtdauto
Nah the Dr who one was a cracker .
Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window.
Bloody toot and car moon!
I didn't think it was possible but I think your jokes are getting lamer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Never doubt me hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Nah that ones funny .Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
She was only the stable hand, but all the horse men knew her.
No winners in the above two , best quit while you're ahead .
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Didn`t he play foot ball?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
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I said to the doctor, "I'm worried as whenever I go to visit my mother she gets my name wrong."
He looked up at me sympathetically and asked, "Is it Alzheimer's?"
I looked back at him in disgust and replied, "No, It's Clunk."
My Ex-girlfriend just text me to say she's made a Voodoo doll of me.
I think she's pulling my leg.
Shure it's only your leg she's pulling?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Cracked me up this one did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
I went to the doctor the other day and he asked what brought me here to day, I said my legs. But seriously I told him I thought I had a cricket ball up my bum, he says `howzat`. Don`t you start I said.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Why did the semen cross the road?
I wore the wrong socks today.*
Why are camels called ships of the desert ? Because they're full of Arab seamen .
Red heads got called carrot top(s) many years ago. Don`t know why, as the leaves are green.
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