Or Woodstock...... my mate only drinks that shit, blah!!!!
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I can't believe no one has told the story of my Saturday night dinner!!!
Picture this gents...
I had a beautiful steak with marble all through it, paid a fortune for it as a camping treat. Put it on my seat at the fire and heated the fry Pan on the fire.
Turnaround......steak gone???
Next minute, johnos bloody dog is eating my steak. Beautiful dog, great owner but I saw red, wound my foot up ready to kick the crispy ass end of this mutt for a six and realised it is not my dog and verbally abused the bloody mongrel.
This steak was the best cut I found in east Melbourne as a special treat and u cannot believe what I just saw!!!
I believe it... It was funny!
It was just a bit of dirty old king island carcus
Don't worry that happened to me also, we had some steak burgers and i was sitting down holding my plate about to grab it to stuff my face and a kookaburra flew down and ripped the steak out of the bun from on my lap! I threw a tent peg at it as it flew a way the bastard lol. Now I'm like a hawk and never leave the BBQ or food specially if there are lots of birds about