http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/05/344.jpg
Printable View
Planes of Angela Merkel, next Fransua Olland and the next is - Ed Force One.
Attachment 67239
Bloody hell?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
Sent from my GT-N7105T using Tapatalk
When a Landcruiser can't even get out of Yarraville. lol
Mate sent me this, sometime last night, and funny because I was working literally no word of a lie about 1km from where that was lol.
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...id=67830&stc=1
Yaeh, not bad is it... if it was a tad further forward it would be damn near perfect.
As it is, the rear wheels don't quite work when inverted... still better than I could do tho
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/06/288.jpg
>>>tappin from tassie
in tassie to i bet
Got Rice ??????Quote:
Originally Posted by taslucas
Will Burn !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Makka
A man was on a flight from USA to Australia. When he arrived at customs at Sydney Airport he was asked by the official "do you have a criminal record" to which the American replied "I didn't know you still needed one"!
A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.
The barman says, 'You ain't from around here, are ya?'
The guy says, 'No, I'm from Canada.'
The bartender says, 'What do you do in Canada?'
The guy says, 'I'm a taxidermist.'
The bartender says, 'A tixidermist?
What the hick is a tixidermist?
Do you drive a tixi?'
'No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.
I mount animals.'
The bartender grins and yells, ' He's okay boys. He's one of us'
From our local offroad forum. Fail in the mountain.
Attachment 67994
Attachment 67993
The international game called - The spoons :clapping:
In Polland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=NSHId7wUf64
Somewhere in East
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I18QChccdBI
Alexander that is the funniest shit I've seen in ages! PML :smileyvault-cute-bi
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Syria.”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen another ‘great pair.’ I don’t want to go to Syria either.”
Liked this.
Attachment 68580
So the top one acts like this I suppose. You would have to upgrade the unis and shaft to take the weight.
And the last one works like this:http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/08/192.jpg
>>>tappin from tassie
Propaganda
Attachment 68599
America Attachment 68600
Russia Attachment 68601
Australia Attachment 68602
Wesley & Zwicker are really close.
Attachment 68609
What`s the difference between a milk maid and a prostitute?
The milk maid is fair and buxom.
hahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by wine_maker
Plumbing works, it's easy!
Attachment 68728
Love it, I'm sending that to my plumber nephew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
How much money would a farmer have if he had 100 female pigs in one paddock and 100 male deer in another paddock?
One hundred sows and bucks.
A woman wakes up during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses - the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today."
Attachment 68866
..........
The missus just asked me 'what's the difference between an Iron man & Iron woman?
I said 'One is a super hero And the other is a simple instruction!!'
Like my new t-shirt. http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2016/09/66.jpg
Haha!
Sent from my GT-N7105T using Tapatalk
So it's ok to call you a di (k head then.Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
You's already do. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by TPC
I dunno about you but I've been calling him that for years!Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
See, I told y'all. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Winnie