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You dreamer you! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Hmm I always wondered what happened at the the sperm bank if the deposits didn't pass QA.
I spose there are piccies of where they get the product from on some Cows Milk packages so maybe it is a 'truth in marketing' thing
Don`t buy the cream though. Nice crease placement on the second carton of milk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Probably the same way they get car names like Pajero and Levorg thru the system!Quote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
...and "Cactus" as per the advert up the top of this forum.
Focus groups... ...gotta love 'em!
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Piss in the sink?
Nah... all women are preprogrammed to recognise men are too lazy to put the seat up so use their psyche against them.
Every time you find the seat is left down, piss on it.
I guarantee within a couple of days she'll learn to put it up after she uses it.
You may have to buy your own meals, iron your own clothes and sleep in the car but the Toilet Seat problem is solved forever.
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I can believe that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Touses
It may be a lousy sex life but there's no one to please but me! Hahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bye4
About times some of you named yours hahahahahaha
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So the alarm goes off this morning,I'm like meh!
Shorty shoves me in the back ,I'm like meh!
"Why do you bother to set it at all?" Says she.
"Multi tasking." I reply."Ignoring two things at once!"
Wrong answer gentlemen, WRONG!
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Ooooh! That's it for you mate! No pizza for you! lol
Dunny spray. Smells as bad as the turd in the bowl IMO.Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Ow that's brilliant..Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Just going a threw members names Bahahaha..
Did I tell you my real name is Clinton Upston? I got a prezzy for you Westy!!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigguwesty