Nah man, that's way too easyQuote:
Originally Posted by ova50
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Nah man, that's way too easyQuote:
Originally Posted by ova50
My answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by ova50
MATH SUX
It's 7 isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by ova50
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Originally Posted by rusty_nail
bit bloody slow aren't you
... which is exactly why Shifters were invented
I think the firemen should have chopped his c@ck off instead, we do not want people like that breeding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
I don't reckon he has much of a chance at breeding, considering a ring spanner was looking good to himQuote:
Originally Posted by TPC
>>>tappin from tassie
Nah... it was a SCA Spanner... if it had of been a Snap On it may have been different result.Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
"SCA, the tools selling tools to tools for their tools"
And the cross between a human male and a spanner would be........... A right tool!
Wow just wow! That is seriously insane, i don't know where you could buy those things they would have to be custom made iwt. . .
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Originally Posted by Rossco
Buy them at Lowes the Big mans shop
I hope you don't have a pair Roofy. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by roofy
Nuh he has 3 pairsQuote:
Originally Posted by Rossco
I wonder how far the zipper goes on those bad boys. Also just noticed the old lady inside patiently waiting like there's nothing out of the norm. . .
I think the lady is a reflection and taking the photo
>>>tappin from tassie
I think the guy getting out of the car was driving, but was too busy looking at this guys bloody slacks and not paying attention to the road!
Oh wow i didn't even see that guy either. Man those pants are distracting! !Quote:
Originally Posted by Winnie
I reckon that guy is getting INTO the car
>>>tappin from tassie
Either way.... those pants are wild!
That's Obelix when he's retired.
Definitely Harry high pants that's for sureQuote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Yep that takes harry high pants to a whole new level. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by roofy
thats a BRA not pantsQuote:
Originally Posted by roofy
Mornings the world over
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am". The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude".
"You must be a technician." said the balloonist. "I am" replied the man "how did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk."
The man below responded, "You must be in management". "I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f@cking fault!!!
I read that to Mrs mudsane and she said " That sounds like our marriage. Somehow everything is my fault and you think you're in charge."
Edit: I had her permission to post this:)
Not really sure how to caption this, so I'll just let the pictures tell the story...
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/05/289.jpg
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/05/290.jpg
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/05/291.jpg
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Simple, "WANKER"Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacho86
Three guys share a house.
They pay $300 per week rent – so they pay $100 each.
On the day the rent is due they are all sick so they give the $300 to their neighbour to pay the landlord.
The landlord feels sorry for them and gives the neighbour $50 to return to them.
The neighbour is a turd and keeps $20 – giving the remaining $30 to the guys.
That means the guys get $10 back each. That means each guy has paid $90.
$90 X 3 = $270. Add on the $20 the neighbour kept $270 + $20 = $290
What happened to the other $10?
Haha I use a variation of this to confuse the grand-kids. Keeps them on their toes.
Haha... Because you have subtracted the $30 then you should subtract the $20 as well.
Which gives you $250, add the $50 from the landlord and voila.
Look at this forkwit! Just seen him 5 mins ago
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/05/301.jpg
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Easy. The three men paid $90 each.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillsGU
90x3 = 270.
The landlord got $250
The neighbour got $20
$250 + $20 = $270
Quite simple, just worded to easily confuse. Much like the gubberment really!
Cheers!
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During a lady's medical examination, the doctors says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her clothes but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Please don't remove your clothes... just show me your tongue!"
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