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15th October 2016, 10:28 AM
Sprock

Hahaha this is gold - a think a donk/tick party is a good plan , bring your own 'tick extraction ' weapons lads , mine says 'Stihl 066' on the side 👍🏼
15th October 2016, 10:30 AM
Maxhead

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Originally Posted by Winnie

Is it BYO tools?

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/10/129.jpg

I'm thinking more like this
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...id=69398&stc=1
15th October 2016, 11:11 AM
Touses

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Originally Posted by MB

Touses, Hydrogen Peroxide, just get it from chemist ?

Should be available at local supermarket, 200ml bottle 3% solution.
fixes coughs,colds,scabby arseholes and tick bites! lol
15th October 2016, 11:20 AM
UncleFrosty

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Originally Posted by VK2FMIA

On a serious note..............saw on a TV show a few months back the best way to remove a tick was with one of those pens they use to remove warts by freezing them. Apparently when you try to remove a tick with your fingers or tweezers they "vomit" their stomach contents which is what causes the infection.

By using the pen you quick freeze them so this doesn't happen & makes it easy to remove them with the head still on. Have been meaning to get one for the First Aid box & give it a try to see if it works.

Different TV show (BBC's "Trust me, I'm a Doctor") that had a section on Lyme Disease n ticks, showed a specific tick removal tool (looked a bit like a mini Stanley Wonderbar from what I could tell). Put tool under the tick, quick twist n it comes out - head n all! (No freezing required)
Probably a good bit of gear for the 1st aid kit if we can get them here. @TD - here's a fleabay project for ya???
15th October 2016, 11:21 AM
UncleFrosty

That should've been @threedogs...
15th October 2016, 11:22 AM
Touses

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Originally Posted by Apollofish

I think he's gone into shock (or sitting in an ER sh1tting himself). Serves you right AB for going to Dr Google first, you should have known to come to the forum experts first.
There is NOTHING we don't know and are always happy to give free 'professional' advice.

@MB, in case he doesn't make it can we still have a Pizza Night after the funeral?

Pizza night FOR the funeral,could double as cremation party! lol
15th October 2016, 11:34 AM
Maxhead

I can hear the screams from here Andy, hang in there buddy,,,,bwahahah
15th October 2016, 11:37 AM
BigRAWesty

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Originally Posted by bigguwesty

Fark me..
First the td dies and now your counting down!!!
Betta get the q on the road Stat so you can enjoy the final days.

Dibs on the GQ.....

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Originally Posted by Rossco

. . .
If worst comes to worst i put dibs on ya new motor. .

To slow old chap
15th October 2016, 12:10 PM
UncleFrosty

ticktwister.com look to be the ones I was on about...
15th October 2016, 12:31 PM
Rossco

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Originally Posted by bigguwesty

To slow old chap

Yeah i know, thought I'd give it a crack😅 . . . Might have to settle for the 40 series then. .
15th October 2016, 12:32 PM
BigRAWesty

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Originally Posted by Rossco

Yeah i know, thought I'd give it a crack😅 . . . Might have to settle for the 40 series then. .

I thought we'd bury Andy in that lol... 😂
15th October 2016, 01:22 PM
Clunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc
15th October 2016, 01:27 PM
Clunk

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Originally Posted by MB

Amputation Mr Clunk, this I gotta see :-) !
I believe the little bugger was in the middle of his back. @AB best to ask Leah which half of AB she wants to keep, top or bottom.
Don't stress, I'll bring my old timer over today and we'll dig the pricks head out, start liquoring yourself up now ready ;-) !

I reckon any thing from the scalp down needs to go
15th October 2016, 01:32 PM
Touses

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Originally Posted by Clunk

I reckon any thing from the scalp down needs to go

What,circumcise him????
15th October 2016, 01:44 PM
gubigfish

well if the tick bite doesn't kill him these posts will finish the job
15th October 2016, 01:59 PM
Touses

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Originally Posted by gubigfish

well if the tick bite doesn't kill him these posts will finish the job

Nah! This is just mandatory piss taking! Our illustrious leader would think we didn't care for him without the required amount of ribaldry!
If you truly want to finish him off apparently the go to method is to suggest that his pizza is shit! Bahahaha
15th October 2016, 02:00 PM
AB

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You're animals all of you!!!
15th October 2016, 02:26 PM
Touses

HE LIVES! HE LIVES! Our prayers (and other mumbled bullshit) have been answered!
Bretheren, kill the fatted pizza, prepare ye for a night of joyous feasting! HE LIVES!
15th October 2016, 02:40 PM
Touses

@AB where's the gory photos. It didn't happen without piccies!
15th October 2016, 03:05 PM
Nessie

has no one thought of inventing a Tick removing Snatch snap??
15th October 2016, 03:24 PM
Touses

Good thought but AB wouldn't let you tow off his balls!
15th October 2016, 04:20 PM
jay see

Well that has made my day what a laugh.
15th October 2016, 04:49 PM
Touses

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Originally Posted by jay see

Well that has made my day what a laugh.

Yeah woulda been boring just workin on the patrol! @AB can you organise to lose a limb tomorrow? It'll give me somethin to do in the coffee breaks! lol
15th October 2016, 05:09 PM
the evil twin

I just heard the Dept of Ag boys are on their way to AB's with the Court Summons for smuggling insects across State Quarantine Checkpoints.

After looking at the pics I think the Tick actually died of alcoholic poisoning so the RSPCA might be after AB now as well...
15th October 2016, 05:34 PM
Clunk

Here you go

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/NexGard-For-Dogs-Flea-and-Tick-treatment-3-chews-All-sizes-/252259841561?var=&hash=item3abbdbb619:m:mnWIzHhq86 v0wTgbBglSAcw
15th October 2016, 05:57 PM
jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRXp9Tkx08w

To late for AB but may be useful for others.
15th October 2016, 07:35 PM
Plasnart

@AB @MB is there an update on the situation yet?
15th October 2016, 09:33 PM
Avo

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it's gotten bigger...there's nop hope for the fekker now.......all shooting and hunting permits are now ready to be granted
15th October 2016, 09:46 PM
Plasnart

You sandgropers are a weird mob. He looks scared there!
15th October 2016, 09:49 PM
BigRAWesty

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Originally Posted by Apollofish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRXp9Tkx08w

To late for AB but may be useful for others.

Also seen a wet cotton bud (ear cleaner bud) used to push it around in a circle untill it releases..
15th October 2016, 11:38 PM
mudbasher

metho and small baby wire cutters work a treat. that heads still in there

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16th October 2016, 01:24 AM
MB

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Originally Posted by Plasnart

@AB @MB is there an update on the situation yet?

Dang, where'd that pic come from?
Twas a great night at an old mates 50th young:-)
16th October 2016, 02:11 AM
Clunk

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Originally Posted by Plasnart

You sandgropers are a weird mob. He looks scared there!

Om not surprised, i have no idea who they are
16th October 2016, 07:11 AM
Irish

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Wonder if the bite is going to give him super powers?

Next time you see Andy he's going to look like this:

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16th October 2016, 09:31 AM
Bush Ranger

A different way to be ticked off.
16th October 2016, 01:53 PM
the evil twin

I don't reckon it is the head
I reckon there are tick babies in an exowomb, growing, mutating, multiplying, then, when the time is right... tick, tick, tick, BOOM
16th October 2016, 02:29 PM
mudnut

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Originally Posted by Irish

Wonder if the bite is going to give him super powers?

Next time you see Andy he's going to look like this:

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He may end up like that, but he won't be able to fit into his Patrol. So there will be free giveaways for everyne:049:
16th October 2016, 04:45 PM
Plasnart

AB's back online. How'd it go mate? Got pix??

@AB
16th October 2016, 05:00 PM
AB

Dr Leah opened it up and all clean Plassy
16th October 2016, 05:01 PM
growler2058

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Originally Posted by AB

Dr Leah opened it up and all clean Plassy

WOW youre alive still!

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