Oh how could you say that Lucas..................................as soon as this sympathy thread reaches 5 pages, THEN it is open slather again mate...roflmao
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Beer wouldnt have helped Feret... It wouldnt of hurt either...... but in a serious case such as this one I would prescribe Whiskey. As much as you like until the injury has been fully repaired and you can play the violin again.
Cheers,
Rob
Ferret, for a minute there I was worried sick about you but the pic shows it wasn't your fishing finger, phew. I hope there's no structural damage to the the bonnet. Will you be producing a limited edition Ferret Squashed Finger EGT shim?
cheers,
Yep, complete with blood stains, the new shims are $150 each, havn't sold many at the new rate tho lol.
Finger coming along nicely, I think it was the flowers and scotch Amelia sent, bless her.
Bonnet is good, no scratches, I've left the blood on there tho, good talking point.
Thankyou for your concern Dingo, you can rest easy and sleep tonight, I have a pretty little French Nurse looking after me ATM.
I would post a few pics of her in action but this is a family Forum.
Cheers, the ferret.
Thanks for sending me a photo of your nurse Rod, just thought that everyone else would like to see her..
I am sure that you will make a very speedy recovery mate...
http://www.themefancydress.com/ekmps...rag-3724-p.jpg
Hey Ferret, you Saud you'd never send anyone that photo of me....... You said it would be our little secret????? Well that's the last time I bandage up your finger for you!!!!
God damn. Did you go straight out and buy new struts?
I bet a thousand thoughts went through your head between the initial "OH CRAP THAT HURTS... OH CRAP IM STUCK." and "hey that trowel just might work."
If the trowel hadn't worked, next was the CAT belt buckle lol.
All good now tho, once bitten eh??
No new struts, too mean for the outlay, 1m of mums broom handle, just the ticket lol.. Can't wait till she tries ta sweep the floor, flame suit on.
Cheers, the ferret.
I feel ya bro, had it happen to me once also.
FFFFkn hurts.
That beer will cool ya thirst and stop the swelling when applied to the skin.
alcohol direct to the blood stream lol
I did that 4 months ago, my nail has only just came back to normal. Now for some reason it's really hard compared to my other fingers. The only logical conclusion is that dropping the bonnet onto it was good for it somehow...