Dirty Innuendos Thread " The art of sounding dirty , without being dirty "

Come Again??


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Happened at work today
" can i have a small box ?" Lady looking for a carton to pack stock in

Would you like to knock the top off my long neck.

Worked at a hire firm years ago
Husbands send their missus in for a vibrator.
With a straight face we'd always ask what type?
They'd look angry or slightly red then after an uncomfortable moment of silence
We'd say concrete vibrator and show her or plate vibrator
Always get a sideways glance when ya picked up the conc vibrator
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So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangarratta and went out and joined the party. - Austen Tayshus

'Get Off'



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C U next tuesday !

over there in the far queue !

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Originally Posted by growler2058

Worked at a hire firm years ago
Husbands send their missus in for a vibrator.
With a straight face we'd always ask what type?
They'd look angry or slightly red then after an uncomfortable moment of silence
We'd say concrete vibrator and show her or plate vibrator
Always get a sideways glance when ya picked up the conc vibrator
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years ago there was a young very innocent girl working at the same place as me, we used to to do the same thing lol send her over to the hire place for a vibrator haha. Funnier still she was a morman and didnt even swear let alone make obvious connections haha.