For Growler waiting for Chilli to there thang
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For Growler waiting for Chilli to there thang
“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life,
and the only way to be truly satisfied
is to do what you believe is great work.”
~ Steve Jobs
(1955-2011)
Whatever you do may seem insignificant,
but it is most important that you do it.
-- M. Gandhi
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Originally Posted by growler2058
There were two Buddhist monks walking along the river - one old and the other his junior. They walked for hours and found a woman near the edge of the river quite hysterical. She turned to the two monks and cried "Oh please help me - the river has risen and my children are in my house on the other side of the river all alone!". The younger of the two monks says "I am sorry but we cannot help - we are not permitted to touch a female - it's our faith".
Silently the older monk rolls up his robe and tells the woman to climb on his back and he wades across the river. The woman thanks the monk and he wades back.
The two monks continue to walk for another several hours and the younger monk does not say a word but the older monk can tell he is angry and troubled. After another couple of hours the old monk stops and say "My brother - I can tell something bothers you - what is it?"
The younger monk will not speak so they walk in silence for another couple of hours when once again the older monk stops and asks what is wrong.
The younger monk says "Brother - you know it is against our faith to touch a woman - yet you are my teacher and touched that woman without a thought - what can I learn from you?".
The older monk looks at the younger monk and says "Brother - I carried that woman on my back for 5 minutes across that river - yet you have carried her on your back for the last 5 hours - this is what you can learn from me".
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
~ Henny Youngman
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."
-- Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
-- George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
“A stupid man’s report
of what a clever man says
can never be accurate,
because he unconsciously
translates what he hears
into something he can understand.”
~ Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970)
That's a cracker BoB love it!!
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