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15th February 2016, 07:08 PM
ova50

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1. This was supposedly an invention to avoid punctures by sweeping the road.
2. The Jail Bike, wouldn't be too difficult to grab the cop.
3. A invention for catching pedestrians if you happened to run into them.
:cheers:
17th February 2016, 10:20 AM
taslucas

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/02/198.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie
17th February 2016, 10:26 AM
ova50

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17th February 2016, 11:52 AM
4bye4

Quote:

Originally Posted by ova50

1. This was supposedly an invention to avoid punctures by sweeping the road.
2. The Jail Bike, wouldn't be too difficult to grab the cop.
3. A invention for catching pedestrians if you happened to run into them.
:cheers:

Is no3 the first Uber cab?
17th February 2016, 12:22 PM
ova50

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Church notice boards.
17th February 2016, 06:56 PM
Wine_maker

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I know where is Lucas stole the idea of flying chases

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he takes it here

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19th February 2016, 09:43 AM
MEGOMONSTER

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/02/213.jpg
19th February 2016, 09:28 PM
Clunk

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
19th February 2016, 09:48 PM
4bye4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clunk

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

Makes sense to me - but my missus may not agree.
19th February 2016, 11:59 PM
Wine_maker

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If they will build it with surface 10 m2 I will say shut up and take my money!

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20th February 2016, 07:30 AM
BigRAWesty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clunk

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

Have always said that lol
21st February 2016, 08:08 PM
Wine_maker

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Stephen King's 8th grade essay - my summer time.

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22nd February 2016, 03:02 PM
Wine_maker

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How does the things starts.

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25th February 2016, 05:59 PM
MEGOMONSTER

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/02/235.jpg

design award winner 2010.
29th February 2016, 03:35 PM
Clunk

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/02/270.jpg
5th March 2016, 07:48 PM
Wine_maker

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So unexpected Attachment 65265

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5th March 2016, 07:50 PM
the evil twin

ROFLMAO... piss funny... prob the wrong wrong thread but still piss funny
6th March 2016, 01:28 AM
jay see

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Any takers.

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6th March 2016, 07:52 AM
taslucas

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2016/03/98.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie
6th March 2016, 09:57 AM
Chimo

Must be a Tassy thing?
Please explain.

Cheers
Chimo
6th March 2016, 10:45 AM
taslucas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chimo

Must be a Tassy thing?
Please explain.

Cheers
Chimo

See what's at the top of the Google suggestions lol.

>>>tappin from tassie
6th March 2016, 10:04 PM
Wine_maker

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near

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6th March 2016, 10:45 PM
cltchrystal

Just making a new art piece, if we put 4 in a row it will look so much better
6th March 2016, 10:47 PM
cltchrystal

looks like my old work ship
10th March 2016, 07:47 PM
Wine_maker

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Are you kidding me?

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13th March 2016, 12:07 AM
Wine_maker

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M-medicine

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13th March 2016, 12:17 AM
TPC

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M-medicine

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Can you send me a dozen boxes.
13th March 2016, 12:56 AM
Wine_maker

Liquid analogs of this medicine are selling under brands - Smirnoff, Absolut, Stolichnaya and other 40% bottled liquids in the nearest shop. VB and other are nice too but they are induce high urinate.
13th March 2016, 08:42 AM
Cuppa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wine_maker

Liquid analogs of this medicine are selling under brands - Smirnoff, Absolut, Stolichnaya and other 40% bottled liquids in the nearest shop. VB and other are nice too but they are induce high urinate.

Nup, sorry Wine_maker, you obviously need educating...................VB is absolute rubbish! ;)
13th March 2016, 08:52 AM
garett

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Originally Posted by Cuppa

Nup, sorry Wine_maker, you obviously need educating...................VB is absolute rubbish! ;)

VB= Vomit Bomb
14th March 2016, 12:00 AM
Wine_maker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cuppa

Nup, sorry Wine_maker, you obviously need educating...................VB is absolute rubbish! ;)

Maybe, I will be lucky enough and sooner or later I will see the Opera House and the Uluru by my own eyes and I will try Australian wine or beer and make my own opinion by VB also lol
16th March 2016, 06:24 AM
MEGOMONSTER

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/228.jpgdiesel prices in Bairnsdale over the weekend.
16th March 2016, 07:06 AM
taslucas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wine_maker

Maybe, I will be lucky enough and sooner or later I will see the Opera House and the Uluru by my own eyes and I will try Australian wine or beer and make my own opinion by VB also lol

I haven't seen the Opera house or Uluru... But I have tried vb :-(

>>>tappin from tassie
16th March 2016, 09:42 PM
Wine_maker

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Really really lucky man

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16th March 2016, 09:57 PM
Avo

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Originally Posted by taslucas

I haven't seen the Opera house or Uluru... But I have tried vb :-(

>>>tappin from tassie

can't get a passport hey
16th March 2016, 10:38 PM
4bye4

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Who are you calling a big pussy?
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16th March 2016, 11:05 PM
Bacho86

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/236.jpg

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17th March 2016, 12:44 AM
Clunk

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/237.jpg

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/238.jpg

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/239.jpg

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/240.jpg

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/241.jpg

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/242.jpg

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/243.jpg
17th March 2016, 07:00 AM
taslucas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avo

can't get a passport hey

Nah too much to see here first before all the mainlanders trample it

>>>tappin from tassie
22nd March 2016, 12:38 AM
Wine_maker

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Canada

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