You really need to sleep!!! I like it, but sleep none the less is what you need!! LMFAO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
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You really need to sleep!!! I like it, but sleep none the less is what you need!! LMFAO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
hahahahahaha your a fine one to talk mate, not quite 11pm here bud and besides the rug rats have been playing up and have just got off to sleep half hour ago........... so now it's dad time lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Top stuff - I just stuck my head in as everyone's pissed off to bed here as well - 4 kids, 1 wife and 3 dogs all out to it .. Me? I'm on the lounge having a beer and watching Stripes!! LOL... Seeya mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
pass another sir make that two
now would that be the one about a zebra, or the army????? lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Army brother ... Army ... You did have a long night didn't you? LOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
How about we all share our best/funniest drunken adventure story
Not a i got hammered got arrested spent the nite away story
Just a good make us all larf story
Im sure you would have a couple scotty
same as u mate, 99% of the time its Jim Beam and Coke, but every now and then i have it dry :)Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
How much time do you have!!! LOL .. My missus rattled a few off to dhuck when he was over last weekend ... speaking of that weekend, let's just assume I was fairly pickled ... right? Well, getting a beer out of the back fridge and the missus asks me to get the salad out of the fridge ... being it was a food group that scares me, I was quite rightly shaking ... none the less, I drop the f#cking bowl an half the salad lands on the concrete floor - missis barks at me "you'd better be eating that" and not one to be outdone, I did ... straight off the deck, down on all fours like one of the dogs (who I was growling at by the way as they came close) and lapping up my salad whilst the "real" people sat at the table and enjoyed there dinner. A 'had to be there moment' but will give you some insight into what I do at home let alone when I'm let off the leash!!!! LOL - you remember that fine moment dhuck? You took a photo on your phone that I very stealthily deleted when you went to bed as you told me you were going to post it!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MQ MAD
By the way - the missus and I are just enjoying our second coldie! It is Saturday after all!!!! LMFAO.
You know how they have AA classes for alcoholics and they stand up all coy and say there name and sh!t? Do you reckon they have an AU class for people like me? You know, Alcoholics Unanimous !!!! LOL - a place where you get up and say "my name is Scotty, and I'm an alcoholic" which is met with rousing applause and someone passing you a drink!!!
I'm giggling again ...
DISCLAIMER: No! I do not have a drinking problem ....
I drink, I get drunk and I fall over no problem at all !!!!!
Mate told me he doesnt go to AA any more
They dont supply grog and they know his name
Whats alcoholic and anonymus about that ???
My funny story is,
The neighbours were away and we had to look after their place
So skinned as a lizard i walked (well stumbled )over
Climbed up on his gate,and fell head first on the ground
Worse part the liquid was still other side of gate
So very quickly checked the house , then climbed the gate again
And guess what , fell of it again
Staggered home,got half way up the driveway,and the legs just went and fell down and passed out on a meat ant nest
Missus didnt know where i was,she just kept ring the mobile and found me that way