Those who say money can't buy happiness,
don't know where to shop !
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Those who say money can't buy happiness,
don't know where to shop !
Good one, Kat!
“The measure of a man
is the way he bears up under misfortune.”
~ Plutarch
(46 – 120 CE/AD)
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually the other woman !!!
“Live in such a way
that you would not be ashamed
to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
~ Will Rogers
“Act the way you’d like to be
and soon you’ll be the way you act.”
~ George W. Crane
(1901-1995)
I intend to live forever........................ So far, so good!!
i dont suffer from insanity
i enjoy every moment of it
they call it PMS
because mad cow disease was already taken
consciouness that annoying time between naps
“As much as I converse with sages and heroes,
they have very little of my love and admiration.
I long for rural and domestic scene,
for the warbling of birds
and the prattling of my children.”
~ John Adams
“Good decisions come from experience,
and experience comes from bad decisions.”
“Don’t let yesterday
use up too much of today.”
~ Native American Proverb
“People who want to share their political views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.”
~ Dave Barry
(1947-)
Edited
That is soooo true, Bob. Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“Sometimes you’ve got to jump off cliffs
and grow wings on the way down.”
~ Ray Bradbury
(1920-)
Disclaimer; don't take this literally, it's still highly recommended that you fully assemble your hang glider before launch!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
Tony
We married for better or worse.
He couldn't do any better,
And I couldn't do any worse.
Havnt you got that back to Front RAFLMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by katwoman
Haha. Ummmm, NO !Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“Empty pockets never held anyone back.
Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.”
~ Norman Vincent Peale
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.'
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.
There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.
The holy man said, 'I don't understand.'
'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko
I had better not tell my kids this one.
“As we advance in life
it becomes more and more difficult,
but in fighting the difficulties
the inmost strength of the heart is developed.”
~ Vincent Van Gogh
(1853-1890)
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining!!
Before starting a job, make sure you have everything you need before starting!!!!!
Speaking from experience ??Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
yep, happens everytime!!!! lol, now stop hihajcking threads and getting me into trouble!!!!..... hahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by snicko
“The only way we can really achieve freedom
is to somehow conquer the fear of death.”
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Fable of the Porcupine
It was the coldest winter ever.
Many animals died because of the cold.
The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. They were covered and protected, but the quills of each wounded the closest companion.
After a while, they decided to distance themselves, and they began to die, alone and frozen. They had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth.
Wisely, they decided to go back to being together.
They learned to live with the little wounds that were caused by their close relationships because the most important part was the heat that came from the others.
They were able to survive.
The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but the one that forms when individuals learn to live with the imperfections and admire the good qualities of others.
The Moral of the story:
"LEARN TO LOVE THE PRICKS IN YOUR LIFE."
“No one grows old by living
only by losing interest in living.”
~ Marie Beynon Ray
9. - "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talkin' to?"
Taxi Driver 1976
"Lefty: There's the boss. And, under him, there's the skipper. You know how this works?
Donnie Brasco: Yeah, it's like in the army.
Lefty: Bullshit. The army is some guy you don't know telling you to go whack some other guy you don't know."
Donnie Brasco
It's not what happens that matters..............It's what you do next that does.
“You can kill the dreamer
but you absolutely cannot kill the dream.”
~ Samuel Billy Kyles
Go back a little, to leap further!
~ John Clarke
“No one can depress you.
No one can make you anxious.
No one can hurt your feelings.
No one can make you anything
other than what you allow inside.”
Forgiveness is not about the people who hurt you.
Whatever they did was probably more about them, their world and their problems than about us.
In letting them off the hook we will find freedom.
Everyone has issues to deal with, none of which is our business.
Our business is our peace of mind, our happiness.
~ Anon
That is sooooo true. I'll remember that in my time of need - especially at work!Quote:
Originally Posted by snicko