I'm the poster boy for AU ...
Alcoholics Unanimous!!!!
LMFAO
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If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
~Clement Freud
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
~Kinky Friedman
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
~Kaiser Wilhelm
Can't remember the owner (Dean Curtis maybe??).
"you know you're really drunk when you lay on the floor and have to hold on".
lmao
To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not.
~Akhenaton
A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.
~Mahatma Gandhi
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
~ Bill Cosby