The Joke Thread

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Originally Posted by rkinsey

Free Beer!!

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.

Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!"

The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.

The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

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No, it's quite acceptable to pee in vb, as you won't change the taste

Cheers

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Originally Posted by Punderhead

No, it's quite acceptable to pee in vb, as you won't change the taste

Cheers

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You unAustralian slimy dog! take that bacck!

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Originally Posted by Punderhead

No, it's quite acceptable to pee in vb, as you won't change the taste

Cheers

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Haha x2!

Also, I reckon I would last longer drinking sea water

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Originally Posted by Winnie

You unAustralian slimy dog! take that bacck!

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Ummmmm......









NO!

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Originally Posted by Winnie

You unAustralian slimy dog! take that bacck!

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Who asked you roothy?

VB visitors beer , tight ass visitors bring it to your house drink your xxxx and then take it home again saying gee I didn't drink much

I understand you skirt wearers just can't handle the lovely thing that is VB. One day you'll sprout a chest hair and realise how good it is.

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Originally Posted by Winnie

I understand you skirt wearers just can't handle the lovely thing that is VB. One day you'll sprout a chest hair and realise how good it is.

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Only a VB drinker would call a beer lovely. a real beer drinker would say bloody good drop that .

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Originally Posted by gaddy

VB visitors beer , tight ass visitors bring it to your house drink your xxxx and then take it home again saying gee I didn't drink much

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Could be worse, they could the VB in your fridge.

You have to watch the bastards they slowly swap your good beer out and you end up with a fridge full of vb so you become the cheap arse and I reckon they only brewed 1 carton hated the taste and the rest has been floating around everyone's beer fridges for the last 50 odd years