All you saw was my lily white arse mateQuote:
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All you saw was my lily white arse mateQuote:
Originally Posted by wa 489
No mate, but had three.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
https://youtu.be/oEM_LxCtmEI
Funny kids book
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Originally Posted by 93patrol
Maybe try this one
http://youtu.be/sU95SJDWuSY
What a joke. And someone actually got that published. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by 93patrol
How to save money on home security
Does contain the f bomb a bit but worth the watch
https://youtu.be/3bPkIM-TAhw
Sheila was in a coma after a car accident. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
Bruce was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked."
Wow why a heart stopper YUMMO
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1 for the Greenies
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That's why their always growling at night
Got this fixed - now for the dif lock.
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Sorry. This is how I got it.
https://www.facebook.com/deanne.pitt...06984963045203
Some good words in this link
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Can't view.Quote:
Originally Posted by 93patrol
As Mego said, can't view, can you remember what the good words were and write them for us???Quote:
Originally Posted by 93patrol
Not now, Jack! I'm working!
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Croosa in Noosahttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2015/06/97.jpg
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Ohh god, don't let see Chrisso see thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Apollofish
Buttons for losers!
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He thought it was a great photo until he saw it !!!!!!
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^^ Here mate, put some lip stick on, it`ll make you look cute.
Happy birthday?
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I thought a glass bowl fuel pump from a 186S Holden would`ve worked.
A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
Mego
That series of pics starts with the bird pulling the plate out of the bin does it not?
I know they are smart birds but not sure they are that helpful.
Cheers
Chimo
That's exactly what I said. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimo
Hahaha. some of these are sooooo funny
Heavy metal!
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Latest in ARB's range of recovery equipment.
They take up a bit of room but well worth it.
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What do you do with them when your'e not off road?Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC