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Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How
do you know?" He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going
fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt!
Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband," you're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back." "He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening".
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and
her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"He said "Her brother's got a
moustache."
Top jokes, but you may wanna edit the last 2.. :D
Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories
Thanks, don't know how it got all screwy like that, I just copied and pasted. Bloody computers have a mind of their own sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Westy's Accessories
Yea mine is playing games to.. keeps coming up treads closed when trying to reply, and odd dates like 1970 on replies... World's goin crazy...Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
He kneaded a poo!!
Guys have vanadium nuts
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A group of doctors were out duck hunting, when a large bird flew overhead.
The family doctor raised his gun to shoot, but then lowered his gun saying "I am not sure that is a duck."
The Psychiatrist raised his gun, but then lowered it again saying “I know it's a duck, but I'm not sure that it knows it's a duck."
The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky. He turns to the pathologist and says "Go see if that was a duck."