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$150k plus BMW X5 taken to Fraser Island, trying to beat the high tide, but failing.
Got very very very very very lucky to make it back to the barge.
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At first thought everything was OK, apart from being stupid enough to take it to Fraser and drive back to the barge at high tide.
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On closer inspection things weren't so pretty.
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Low profile run flat tyres, so can't air down, blew out front and rear tyres on the trees that hang out the sand cos he didn't want to get the car wet
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Had it slowed down or stopped when they blew out and bogged down in the sand with a rapidly rising tide, car would have been finished.
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Made it off the barge and off the sand safety waiting for a tow truck, as he waves goodbye to $150 grand.
I laughed and laughed and laughed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icnRMW6P9nc
I do this everyday. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
But my horns are sounding like they're still full of mud.
Lucky guy. Hi is survive without major injury.
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Oh my fiikin god.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
Shoulda bought a compressor for airing up.
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What to do with a broken turbo.
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Had this sent to me some years back.
Safety First ??
Secure Parking
Have you not seen these before. There's a few about.Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
Nah. Never seen em.Quote:
Originally Posted by biggqwesty
So little and so tank
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Where's the cannon turret. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
Then it would look like a tank. We know it's not a tank, but how would the enemy know that?
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Nothing extraordinary. Just lazy man moving from flat to flat.
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WW1 explained in terms of a bar fight...
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s beer.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria’s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it’s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it’s looking at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it’s on Britain’s side, but stays there. Turkey punches Russia in the back of the head when Russia isn’t looking. Britain and France tell Turkey that’s not on and once they’ve sorted Germany out Turkey’s next. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia (and New Zealand) punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings though because Britain made Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany’s fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
Quick Quiz..............................
My Answers
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Little-Known Fact...
Here is an interesting (and totally useless) but little known fact..
The first testicular guard (“box”) was used in cricket in1874
And the first cricket safety helmet was used in 1974.
Which means.....
It took 100 years for men to realise that their brains may also be important ................
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A good reminder!!
As the USA get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember
that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky. ...
And Monica blew it.
I think somebody must have left their iPhone at Clunk's house.
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10 thing you need to know
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Funny......
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Whats a walrus and tupperware have in common?
Both like a tight seal.
I had to put this up. Its not a joke but a true story.
Had a customer come into my small motor shop the other day. He had a new water jetting machine with a twin cylinder 37hp motor. The issue was that it started Ok but as soon as it came under load it would run rough and stall. Soon found the fault, one of the HT leads had been crushed when the manufacturer had put the cover plate on and was shorting to earth.
I wrote this up for the warranty report, (the manufacturer had asked us to do this, I was not the seller). I wrote, Missing #2 cylinder,cause crushed HT lead.
The next morning the manufacturers representative in Australia, (the machine was a German branded machine) called me to ask;
1-Was the missing cylinder there but had just not been attached?
2-Had the box the machine came in been checked to see if the missing cylinder was in the packaging?
3-Exactly what was a HT lead and what was the connection between that and the missing cylinder?
The guy was dead serious. Even my missus was cracking up herself listening to the conversation and she doesn't know a lot about motors. My mechanic is still ROFL.
I was so tempted to tell him we had found hydrocarbons in the fuel tank as well.
BOXTICKERS!
What a nobhead ay! hahahahaa
... you should have told him to recommend the factory fit 3 cylinder engines so their machines have a spare if one goes missing
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Wow, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
How do you "no thanks" this.
Own a Ford hey Mego?lolQuote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
says the HONDA JAZZ manQuote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
yeah call it the misses car all you want mate..i saw who drove it