Confucious say
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum
wake up with very smelly finger"
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Confucious say
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum
wake up with very smelly finger"
WOMAN WHO FLYS PLANE UPSIDE DOWN SURE TO HAVE CRACK UP
Bob Grady
confucious says
man with hand in pocket on ball all day
“Why compare yourself with others?
No one in the entire world
can do a better job of being you than you do.”
Susan Carlson
confucious says
Lady who sits on judges lap gets honourable discharge
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning,
Just not how it applies to me.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - At least thats the case when some thing breaks on the truck haha
“A problem well stated
is a problem half solved.”
~ Charles F. Kettering
“The secret of staying young
is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.”
~ Lucille Ball
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?