not tuffest GQ's
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not tuffest GQ's
Another update.......
Definitely not Ni$$an$ and l@da sump oil to put into prospective the issues for tissues. Tissues for snot being broken down for l@d@ drivers and their snot boxes and toy motas, cause they to smell really bad next to Grunt, which is hard, because of the aromatic odour emitted from the shampoo and other products, which are unknown as biochemical waste.
But crabbers luv’em a lot, because they catch crabs – and then we lassoe their tails and fry them to the point of no return and eat them bloody toy mota drivers with barbeque sauce and sweet chilli to make’m taste like squashed from eaten by R^$$!@n$.
Drink voldaaaaa iceee from slurpee machines that they stole from the kernel while on holidays in las vegas, travelling with elvis showgirls fluffy knickers and sequined jumpsuits that split right through your head like an axe and down your stinky axxe crack. Man, that stinks. Needs a wash with carby cleaner once a year with a loofer and steel brush and @j@x powder. Scrub it hard with bleach and plenty of elbow HTB grease in the old toolbox in the shed full of cr@p.
And rusty bearings has plenty of mud to lubricate the old bones of any bunyip in the mud bath. They enjoy a roll in the clover in dover, ndover like a toy mota loosing the hillclimb 2a mighty troll – a GU Patrol, 2005 DX ute. That will do - with lotsa DXgrunt. But actually, aGQ tried’n tried but just didn’t cutit – It ripped it clean outa damud into the orbit international space station to patrol the realms of outerspace with other trucks.
GQ's rule supreme
in the 1980's
orbiting around uranas
smelt like a
big pile of
very soiled nappies
left from toymotas
damn unleaded petrol
mixed with bbqsauce
conrods pistons , panels
solid ona GQ
for resqueing toymotos
Leave them there
to rust away
Wont take long
to biodegrade away
quicker than plastic
strechier than elastic
Made in japan
happy GQ man
riding the waves
Of continued success
to become the
Top dog of
nothing at all
the GQ success
. But dreams always
about cape york
and the west
track at loveday
in the scrub
with deep mud
up his bum
as she slides
into bed with
nowoolies and clunk71
Oh what a ..........
ballz up whoops