armour was perfect
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armour was perfect
and the stench
oh so fine
, but wait what
the hells that
just another patrol
thought it wasa
lochnest monster emerging
from the swamp
in bonny scotland
wearing a kilt
with a sporen
Playing his bagpipes
while on scotch
That he loved
with ice only
One after another
nectar of gods
He sang as
he got pi??ed
on from the
Other bloke on
vodka and orange
Which girls drink
for their boyfriends
As guys drink
Beer n Rum
But mainly jack-daniels
and canadian club
As it tastes
oh so goood
with fish eggs
in a bucket
All mixed together
with frozen pilchards
and smoked kippers
and fresh oysters
Ina big stew
with dumplings and
ready to eat