Roflmfao..................
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Roflmfao..................
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Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories
He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ....... back and forth ..... back and forth ..... in and out ..... in and out. She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end. Her heart was pounding ... her face was flushed ... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK! OK! I can't park the f*cking car! You do it, you SMUG BAST*RD"
To tap, or not to tap: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?
Lightweight!!!!!!!!! LmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
To tap, or not to tap: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Orange , seemed to be far too qualified for
the job; given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Landcruisers, supported the Wallabies, and I voted for Julia Gillard."
Wow that looks awesome! I've never seen anyone do that before.
FanTapstic!
Excellent post Wine_maker. Unfortunately, my son has seen the dust art, and is already outside, trying to decorate our bush bomb.
Hey mudnut hurry up take a karcher and a piece of cloth and you have a chance to save half of your car.
ps. Don't forget to show us your own art gallery on the broadside of your car.