If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
~Confucius
Printable View
If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
~Confucius
Why when a husband comes home blind drunk in the early hours and bangs and crashes and wakes up the kids,he is a a**hole and other names.
But if the wife does the same it's funny to her.
How true ..Quote:
Originally Posted by chester
And not to mention you could have only days ago bought her a bunch of flowers, taken her to a nice dinner and stayed at a nice hotel and yet if an argument ensues anytime there after, what she remembers is when you got drunk and obnoxious at a family function years earlier!!!
At least that's what I've heard!!! lmao
LMFAO spot on mate!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
And when you give her the flowers the first thing she say's is "What have you done wrong?"
Never thank you how lovely.
And if you offer a comment like "that dress is lovely", you get a response along the lines of "what? This old thing?" ...Quote:
Originally Posted by chester
And how do you answer the question "does this dress make me look fat"?? Apparently my response of "no baby, it's all the ice cream you eat that makes you look fat" wasn't appropriate!!! lmfao
When the husband is sleeping in with a hangover she leave's the door open and lets the kids jump all over you and make's as much noise as they can and she laugh's!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Role reverse and it's a hole different story!!!!
Am loving the pay back though LOL
"The Superior Man is aware of Righteousness, the inferior man is aware of advantage."
~ Confucius
"He who learns but does not think, is lost. He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger."
~ Confucius
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
~Confucius
Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.