There are 3 ways of doing things, the right way, the wrong way, and my way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
My way is the same as the wrong way, only faster!
(Homer Simpson)
Tony
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There are 3 ways of doing things, the right way, the wrong way, and my way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
My way is the same as the wrong way, only faster!
(Homer Simpson)
Tony
Mechanic mate of mine used to say something along those lines, but his version was 'There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Pommy way.'Quote:
Originally Posted by YNOT
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
~ Albert Einstein
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
~ Agatha Christie
I am so jealous of my parents...... I will never have a daughter as awesome as ME
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“No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars,
or sailed to an uncharted land,
or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.”
~ Helen Keller
(1880-1968)
" Don't try to be better than someone else. Try to be better than who you were yesterday."
Written in 2011 by Johni Pangalila --- Australia
“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don't live up to the expectations we have of them.
-Jeanne Phillips