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How about this one (haven't read every part of the thread, so it could be in here already) - the a#se end falling out of a stinking hot meat pie ... you know the one, soft shell, nuclear hot in the guts, and falls to bits on the first bite - mostly all over your fingers and gives you third degree burns ...
Or does that just happen to me??
Yep, you are not on your own with that one mate, I do not get the microwave pies anymore as this sort of stuff always seems to happen with them...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
I hate swallowing flies. The last one I swallowed was at the rubbish tip. Yuk.
Oh man flies, I was doing pamphlet delivery run in Leonay(near Todd) and the flies used to blanket my white shirt. I had never seen anything like it until I moved to Penrith area, usually flies at dumps are attracted to rubbish. And b4 u lot start no it wasn't just me they were like that with everyone.
Well if you're out doing deliveries, take a mate with you, put a big hand full of plum jam in the middle of his back, and the flies will leave you alone, learn't this trick while building the Rabbit proof fence.he he
nasty, but i likeQuote:
Originally Posted by the ferret
Got another one ... I don't know about you guys, but I really hate local councils and government bodies who put up ridiculous signs telling you what you can and can't do ...
Example - I was out cruising the other day, minding my own business, when all of a sudden a new sign has been erected just near my joint that says "U Turn Ahead" ... I thought to myself, I'm having none of this, and I hung my head out the window and yelled, "nah ya ba#tards ... U turn" and I drove straight past it ...
I showed 'em who's boss ...
HAHAHAHAHAH.............EVERY THREAD IS TURNING INTO A JOKE THREAD WITH YOU ON BOARD...........LOLOLOLOLOLOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Well done mate.
Sorry mate - it's still interesting though .. .right??? I figure keep these types of threads propped up at the initial login screen, that way when you get new users coming along, they have a gander, and think, 'this forum is a bit of alright - lots of good information, bit of a laugh, not up itself like some of the others out there' ...
See ... I was only thinking of you ...
When I was in the clothes department of a shop a few years ago, fossicking through the clothes racks, I nearly died of shock when I saw a fully dressed maniquin lying on the floor.
After I got over the initial shock, I stood back and laughed when everybody else saw the same thing.