Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t,
I give myself reasons why I can.
~ Author Unknown
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Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t,
I give myself reasons why I can.
~ Author Unknown
“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
~ Groucho Marx
“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”
Benny Hill
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobal
“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
Tom Snyder
At an 'all-you-can-eat' restaurant, is there a penalty for eating less than you can?
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
What food might this contain?
the mouse wondered - - -
he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard,
the mouse proclaimed the warning :
There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched,
raised her head and said,
"Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave
concern to you, but it is of no consequence
to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him,
"There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said,
"I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,
but there is nothing I can do about it
but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said,
"There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse.
I'm sorry for you,
but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned to the house,
head down and dejected,
to face the farmer's mousetrap . . . alone.
That very night a sound was heard
throughout the house -- like the sound
of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.
In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife.
The farmer rushed her to the hospital,
and she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever
with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer
took his hatchet to the farmyard
for the soup's main ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued,
so friends and neighbors came to sit
with her around the clock.
To feed them,
the farmer butchered the pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well;
she died.
So many people came for her funeral,
the farmer had the cow slaughtered to
provide enough meat for all of them.
The mouse looked upon it all from his
crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is
facing a problem and think it doesn't
concern you, remember ----
when one of us is threatened,
we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this
journey called life.
We must keep an eye out for
one another and make an extra effort
to encourage one another.
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO
HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT
AND LET THEM KNOW HOW
IMPORTANT THEY ARE.
REMEMBER. . . . . .
EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY;
OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER
FOR A REASON.
The the best things to hold onto
in this world is...FAMILY and FRIENDS!!!
Hold your friends and family close, and your enemies closer....
There's only 3 types of people in this world..... Those who can count, and those that can't
“The closing of a door
can bring blessed privacy and comfort
the opening, terror.
Conversely, the closing of a door
can be a sad and final thing
the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.”
~ Andy Rooney
(1919-2011)