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You are a flesh covered skeleton riding on a rock hurtling through space. Fear nothing
>>>tappin from tassie
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That was like reading one of PFC's postsQuote:
Originally Posted by taslucas
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Except it's true! Bahaha
>>>tappin from tassie
happy wife happy lifeQuote:
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^^^ Gotta love little Johnny...:Yahoo!:
What if there is more than 1 voice....
Go with the funnest 1 [emoji12]
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KARMAS run over DOGMAS
Dogmas have pups don`t they?
There is something wrong with my eyes.
I can't see myself going to work today.
I can't come to work today.
The voices in my head say I have to clean my guns.
That's not pups, that's poops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bush Ranger
Shihtzus even.
Well they certainly shitz me!
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Me too, especially when the labrador wont open, to let them out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Touses
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on) These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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Originally Posted by growler2058
Oh sooo true
I just wish more people would realize this
The little story that growler told, reminds me of people who talk about the lotto draws being big and they should spread the money out evenly for every one to get a fair share. Makes me laugh and I ask them, would they be saying that if they won millions in lotto. Be like giving the winners trophy to the loser.
Everyone gets an even share of lotto if they don't buy a ticket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bush Ranger
Only works on greed.
I know a bear shits in the woods and the pope is Catholic but does a one legged duck really swim in circles ?
I can not directly answer your question, however, I know for a fact a penguin with only one fin/arm does really swim in a circle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kimbo63
This penguin also happened to be stuck in my propeller.
Don`t forget hope too.Quote:
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Lest We Forget
hmmm. lets find out.
In a submarine battle you can be under fire, under water, on fire and taking on water, all at the same time.
“The real reason that we can’t have
the Ten Commandments in Parliament:
You cannot post
‘Thou shalt not steal,’
and ‘Thou shalt not lie’
in a building full of politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.”
"It takes a whole village to raise a child, it can also take a whole village to abuse one."
Stanley Tucci's character in Spotlight.
Disturbing truth in respect to the subject in the movie...
In a P3 Orion Sub Hunter you can be the dude who did all that to the Submarine whilst considering whether to drop another Torp on 'em and in A/C comfort eating a Steak Dianne with a Coffee and Desert to come thinking about which Pub you will go to tonite to chase skirts...Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
Navy - the senior service
RAAF - the smarter service
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten
comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing
The fifth would pay $1
The sixth would pay $3
The seventh would pay $7
The eighth would pay $12
The ninth would pay $18
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20”. Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men ? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he
suggested that each should now pay.
And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.
“I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,”but he got $10!”
“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar too.
It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”
“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get
anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.
In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
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