“You can chain me, you can torture me,
you can even destroy this body,
but you will never imprison my mind.”
~ Mahatma Gandhi
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“You can chain me, you can torture me,
you can even destroy this body,
but you will never imprison my mind.”
~ Mahatma Gandhi
Don't be so serious, if you can't laugh at yourself, calle me................ I'll laugh at you!!!!
They call it PMS because "mad Cow Disease" was already taken!!!!!
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass.
It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day!!
If you Crap in the bed and dont change the sheets then you have to lie in your own crap. <<< It's a metaphor. I made it up and have delivered that little ripper to a couple of people recently that were behaving badly. I cant handle people who behave badly. Respect and Integrity is the foundation of Good Community. (Thats why i like it here ;) )
Old wood best to burn,
old wine to drink,
old friends to trust,
and old authors to read.
~Francis Bacon
“Choose a job you love,
and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
~ Confucius
(551BC-479BC)
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you’ll land among the stars. Unknown
Proverb: Don’t be pushed by your problems, be led by your dreams.
Thats the thing about needs..
Once you get them met, you dont need them anymore.
~ Michael Patrick King