and durian fruit
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and durian fruit
All mixed together
What a mixture
but not without
the secret ingrediant
Of kryptonite dust
and crystal fuzz
combined with mouldy
Apricot jam and
last month's milk
quiet a feed
until he rumbles
Burt newtons fart
Another upgrade... I mean update. lol
Andy, as he reached for a beer – while crying uncontrollably – his truck stuck, no winch aboard, and no way out, no GU available for the snatch - and that’s bad for Big Fletcha’s stubby holder stick. “No recovery practice – boo hoo hoo.”
I’ll be back after a beer. I’ve got all night,” said Big Fletcha, as he relaxed with his cheesecake – that was chocolate and strawberry coated.
I heard a truck with a hint of turbo over-ride and I love it covered in mud. “Somebody else’s truck”?
Because I don’t have any beer and I’m sad. It’s all because you drank it, you cold hearted son of a monkey’s uncle lover. Borrow Bigrig’s grog. He needsa rest.
After being woken by a BIG bunyup, out comes ‘12gauge’ – a reliable mate, full of marshmellows. Naughty, naughty boy – in pink G string.
Gonna lay down to play possum, until tomorrow’s shift under his truck, which got stuck, convoying with AB - recovered by Fletcha . Another GU towage for the records. Is there any other way to tow an old GQ through the swamp, coz the motor injested crapola smoke and brown toymota silicone clue bits – and that caused lots of laughter and sore tummy and runny nose, which he wiped with his sleeve. The dirty B@$t@rd.”
Then he did what no one…. Scratch his b0tt0m with a large wooden spoon with wooden back scratcher – full of splinters which hurt like fluffy silky feathers from the mardigra made of gold.
“Where you going?”
“Up the farm to play 4x4x4ing”
“Tip some cows – not these ones. Chase the camels to find water – then go fishing with caramel topping.”
“Never done that, but will try”.
“Work it out with a camel with 2 humps and no saddle and big mouth to spit with in someone’s eye – a big goober, with chunky bits like cold porridge that smells like my rotten f@rtz – which would stink in a plastic bag full of deodorant and putrified eggs with camel spit and durian fruit, all mixed together”.
“What a mixture – but not without the secret ingredient of kryptonite dust and crystal fuzz, combined with mouldy apricot jam and last month’s milk”.
“Quite a feed, until he rumbles B^rt Newton’s f@rt
Mexican wave to you!
....... blowing over Patsy
upsetting her perfectly
quaffed hair do
and silicon b@@bs
with spikes on
her fingers and
and warts on
her ugly nose
even after surgery
was still ugly
asa hat full
of busted up
smashed rotten crabs
"Gizza kiss" she,
seductively muttered to
the old barfly
"I need surgery"
,"plus a boobjob"
so you want
to go alone
to the only
bar stool left
thanks to old
and white-ant ridden
slimey green cucumbers