The 3 word game!

the dirty b$#@^$rd

Then he did

what no one

scratch his bottom

with a large

wooden spoon with

wooden back scratcher

Full of splinters

which hurt like

fluffy silky feathers

from the mardigra

Made of gold

where you going

up the farm

to play 4x4x4x4xing

tip some cows

not these ones

chase the camels

To find water

then go fishing

with caramel topping

never done that

but will try

work it out

with a camel

with two humps

And no saddle

and big mouth

To spit with

in someones eye

a big goober

with chunky bits

like cold porridge

that smells like

my rotten fartz.

Which would stink

ina plastic bag.............

full of deodorant!

and putrified eggs

with camel spit