With the gear my wife makes me pack we would not make it off our street.Quote:
Originally Posted by GQtdauto
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With the gear my wife makes me pack we would not make it off our street.Quote:
Originally Posted by GQtdauto
No different to your snoring and fartingQuote:
Originally Posted by TPC
I am not saying that isn't true but how would you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Read it on the forumQuote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Couldn't say, I haven't read the article yet ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by GQtdauto
Police arrested two kids yesterday,
one was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off.********* *
Give me twenty bucks and find out.Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
At the last Olympics, a young reporter went behind the scenes to get an interview. He saw a man carrying a vaulting pole and asked, " Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No," the man replied in a heavy accent, "I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream.
He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."