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New world record 450 tonnes load. Loaded weight - 810 tonnes.
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Where's the spare tyre kept. LolQuote:
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Good question ...
If tyre will bang, it will blow off a small city.
I think there is a mid size sedan can be parked in the glovebox of this truck.
its impressive for a 3 ltr
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Originally Posted by Wine_maker
I can imagine some grey nomad somewhere seeing this and using it to build a motorhome where they don't have to leave any of their worldly possessions behind on a trip.
If coat it with metal sheets and set a few ship's cannons it will be great land battleship.
Why it is not works this way?
Hello!
Do you have a few minutes to talk about our God - Dionis?
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2&d=1411626289
An eldery man was stopped by the police around 2 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as
well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked." Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
Mum and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mum said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
News just in that Apple are going to change their brand name to Banana so it is more in line with their current products.
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...id=49611&stc=1http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...id=49612&stc=1
Banana iPhone 6
Went to the doctors yesterday with fluid on the knee. Doctor told me I wasn`t aiming straight.
I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty. Now I've got the Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.
It's really difficult to find what you want on ebay.
I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches.
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Some people :)
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Wilmaaaaaaaaaa
THE BRIDGE TO HAWAII
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Yep........
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are, and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living, or about cows for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog.
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That is disturbing!Quote:
Originally Posted by NP99
No joke.........
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, "Mypenis,"
and the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Cool looking hill climb.
Saw this on the barge at fraser the other day , thou should remove wheel cover before getting towed
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Wonder if it was an Eli Creek casualty, saw a few of those last year when I was there.Quote:
Originally Posted by gaddy
I beleive it was the lagoon at waddy , which is just plain stupidity !
That would be salt water too, would not want that car now.Quote:
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Happens a lot at our place.....
Have we seen this before? One for the bros :)
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Pass me a tissue.....
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The belt is like a condom. If it tear do not wait any good news.
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