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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Friends are like undies....Some crawl up your asse...Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength to hold you up...Some get a little twisted...Some are your favorite...Some are cheap and just plain nasty...And some actually do cover your asse when u need them too
Tim
“God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.”
~ Reinhold Niebuhr
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
“Never look back
unless you are planning to go that way.”
~ Henry David Thoreau
(1817-1862)
Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart..
Hearts break, but circles go on forever....
( Awwww)
i have never seen this one, did you think this up? It doesn't suit you're avatar but it's very special I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by katwoman
Tim
Scared the sh!t outta me too !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Finly Owner
Strewth Kat..............Quote:
Originally Posted by katwoman
“Don’t cry because it’s over.
Smile because it happened.”
~ Dr. Seuss
(1904-1991)
"It's dead easy to die; it's the keeping on living that's hard." Douglas Mawson
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
“Religion is a byproduct of fear.
For much of human history,
it may have been a necessary evil,
but why was it more evil than necessary?
Isn’t killing people in the name of God
a pretty good definition of insanity?”
~ Arthur C. Clarke
(1917-2008)
I dont necessary agree or disagree with this Thought for the Day and I dont mean to offend
I thought this was a good one to follow yours:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion”
Albert Einstein
I hear - I forget
I see - I remember
I do - I understand
Not sure who may of been Confucius (I only heard) :P
To be sure of hitting the target,
shoot first and call whatever you hit.... the target!!
“Fear less, hope more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things
are yours.”
Niiiiice Bob i feel all gooshy inside
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
“Let us learn to appreciate
there will be times when the trees will be bare,
and look forward to the time
when we may pick the fruit.”
~ Peter Seller
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein
“If the sight of the blue skies
fills you with joy,
if a blade of grass springing up in the fields
has power to move you,
if the simple things of nature have a message
that you understand,
rejoice,
for your soul is alive”
~ Eleonora Duse
And now for a humourous one
“Eagles may soar high,
but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”
~ John Benfield
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
“What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.
It is the little shadow which runs across the grass
and loses itself in the sunset.”
~ Native American Proverb
Blackfoot
I like work.
It fascinates me.
I sit and look at it for hours.......
“Regret is an appalling waste of energy;
you can’t build on it;
it’s only good for wallowing in.”
~ Katherine Mansfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy.....
I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay,
you're ugly too!!!!
“A proud man is seldom a grateful man,
for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.”
~ Henry Ward Beecher
Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN .... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
That is priceless. I have sent it onto BigrigQuote:
Originally Posted by fixer982
Yep, that is a definite keeper!!!! LOL!!! Love it!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by fixer982
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright....... until you hear them speak!
I see all this potential, and I see squandering.
God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh!t we don't need.
We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression.
Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.
-Tyler Durden
Well ... I feel a whole lot better about myself!! lmfao ...Quote:
Originally Posted by NT0351
“To forgive is the highest, most beautiful form of love.
In return, you will receive untold peace and happiness.”
~ Robert Muller
(1923-2010)
“Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don’t have a good partner,
you’d better have a good hand.”
~ Woody Allen
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer!